Things You’ll Never Hear a Superhero Say

catcartwheel

c. 2013 mediamugshot

It seems that not everything about Superman is so super … his pickup lines, for instance.

Here’s Superman’s Top 5 worst pickup lines:

  1. “Wanna see my blue pill?”
  2. “The curl is for ‘I love you'”
  3. “I can see your heart beating. Literally.”
  4. “I arrived here on a space ship … I’d like to leave with you.”
  5. “Your face is like Kryptonite.”

OK … your turn.

Then there’s this, which made its way through the emails to my inbox recently. And now, I give it to you.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s