Off-topic movie review: Underworld: Awakening

Dangerous

Dangerous

(Full disclosure: I’ve never seen any Underworld movies prior to this, so I may miss some of the nuances that other reviewers have.)

Here’s how I see it:

1. Women vampires are dangerous.

2. Women vampires who dress in Catwoman-like fetish outfits are dangerous … and a little sexy.

... and a little sexy ...

3. Women vampires who dress in Catwoman-like fetish outfits topped off with a John Cusack-inspired trenchcoat are dangerous and a little sexy … and tad sensitive.

... and a tad sensitive ...

See what I mean?

A total package?

But that may be just a little off-topic.

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