The following is a faithful transcription of a recent lecture in the Daddy School of Music Education:
(Bruce Springsteen’s “Thunder Road” from Live: 1975-1985 starts playing)
Daddy: Who likes this song, say “Me” …
Daddy: You don’t like this song, Buddy?
Boy, 5, thins his lips to a hard line and shakes head no.
Girl, 3: Aww … why? Bwuce Spingstreen is nice …