Off-topic movie review: Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Kill it.

Moral lessons from Rise of the Planet of the Apes:

First, if you have the opportunity to rescue an ape from extermination, don’t. Kill. The. Ape.

And don’t give any gruff about how it isn’t the ape’s fault, that it was the bad drug that exterminated the human race.

Kill. The. Ape.

Because if the unethical researcher didn’t have to worry about the ape, he’d know that making the drug take an aerosol form is a very bad idea. Very bad. Like zombie apocalypse bad.

And that’s the second moral: Don’t make drugs aerosols.

Aerosols kill brain cells. Aerosols also makes it easier to smarten up apes who can’t naturally place breathing masks over their faces.

So, there you go:

  • Kill the Ape
  • Don’t Make Drugs Aerosols (and especially don’t sniff them).
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