Thank you, Capt. Obvious

You’ve probably seen this in stores … or even the commercial on television. What I love about this product is the warning label in the lower left corner:

Really? “Does not provide protection”?

And here all this time, I thought the military could salvage that whole budget shortfall thing with this $20 shield.

The Captain America Disc Launching Shield is guaranteed to provide protection from one thing, though: Women, especially if you are over 25 and own one.

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