Proof: Jesus hates Marvel

As if the buyout from Disney wasn’t enough, now there’s definite proof. Consider:

  • If Jesus hates zombies,
  • And Marvel has zombies,
  • Therefore, Jesus hates Marvel.

So, sorry Spidey, sorry Hulk, sorry Wolverine, sorry Iron Man (and, alas, Pepper Potts). You are of the devil.

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