An All-Chip Combo Meal

I came across these bad boys the other day.

Cheeseburger Doritos? CHEESEBURGER Doritos?!? Do we really need a snack chip masking as a main course? And, really, which of these ingredients — Corn Maltodextrin, Monosodium Glutamate, Sugar, Onion Powder, Whey, Cream, Spices, Modified Corn Starch, Cheddar Cheese, Garlic Powder, Swiss Cheese, Yeast Extract, Artificial Color, or Mustard Seed Powder — supplies the pickle flavor? At least I thought it was pickle. Maybe it was the whole mustard/ketchup palette …

It dawned on me as I was guiltily trying to figure out the whole pickle problem that you could now have a whole All-American meal made solely of chips. Introducing the All-American, All-Chip Cheeseburger Combo Meal …

It’s basically a cheeseburger with a side of (Andy Capp) fries. And to drink?

Soda crackers, of course.

It does beg the question: Which is better — The All-American, All-Chip Cheeseburger Combo Meal or the Cheeseburger Dog?

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2 thoughts on “An All-Chip Combo Meal

  1. Pingback: Great products of America: Rib chips | The 10-Minute Ramble

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