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For about 20 minutes in the late 1980s, Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper unleashed the frantic three-and-a-half love-fest to Elvis Fandom that is “Elvis is Everywhere.”
I still have no idea what he’s got against Michael J. Fox, but, then again, this is the same guy that gave us “Stuffing Martha’s Muffin” and “Debbie Gibson is Pregnant with my Two-Headed Love Child.”
All of these gems are free at Amazon.com, so, get ’em for yourself. They may not be the best thing you hear today … but they may be the funniest.
And, of course, I curl my lip and say:
“Thank you, thank you very much …”