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Off-topic movie review: Immortals

Here’s my quick take on Immortals:

I have never seen a movie so ripe for Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Why do the Greeks have British accents?

Why do the Greek gods sit around in outlandish costumes, posing stiffly like a faintly homoerotic Calvin Klein ad?

Why do leading men have to expose hipbones? What’s the connotation of a hip bone?

Is Ivan Vanko the only accent Mickey Rourke can do? And why is he wearing a Venus Flytrap helmet?

Whatever happened to Venus Flytrap?

Whatever happened to the KISS Spirit of ’76 poster Andy hung in the first episode of WKRP in Cincinnati? Does anyone know where I can get one?

Oh … that’s where.

Hmmm …. but, that’s a little off-topic.

‘Brick and Mortar and Love’ trailer

 

Can’t wait for this documentary, directed by Scott Shuffitt, to come out.

As someone who lives in a town that has one (chain) bookstore and one (chain) record store this film hits close to home. Everyone loves the convenience of the download, but I also love the wonderful feeling of time slipping away with the browse. And losing time sitting at a computer is not the same as losing time in a shop.

The quote from the trailer that sums it all up for me:

“You can find whatever you want online, but in a record store you find what you don’t even know you want.”

Keep tabs on the film’s release. And … if you’re ever in Louisville, Ear X-tacy is one pretty cool place to go.

5 lessons from ‘Water for Elephants’

You know, once in a while, a movie comes along that motivates you to be a better person, to actually read the book that inspired the film.

Then there’s movies like Water for Elephants.

But, there’s still things to be learned. Here’s 5 lessons one can take from the film:

  1. Being single and hanging out with married people can be awkward. Especially for vampires.
  2. If your boss starts making out with his wife while you’re still in the room, leave. Just leave.
  3. Finish school.
  4. Elephants aren’t dumb, they speak Polish. And never make them mad.
  5. The old adage is true: don’t dip your trunk in someone else’s water pail. (that’s an old adage … right?)

What lessons did you learn?

Good news/bad news: The Thin Man remake

News of Johnny Depp remaking the classic 1934 film The Thin Man seems to be a good news/bad news scenario.

The good news is that it will shed further light on the original, which is a Hollywood gem. The Thin Man, based on the Raymond Chandler book, starred William Powell and Myrna Loy, who played off of each other with banter worthy of anything written in Hollywood today. Powell’s drunken detective-turned-man-of-leisure is as comic as anything.

I was first exposed to this movie in college (no, I didn’t see it in theaters on its original run), and have watched it pretty regularly throughout the years. It may not move as fast as today’s movies, but the writing is superb. (The trailer doesn’t do it justice).

The bad news? Well, any re-make has the potential to shine a fading light on the original. I say “fading light” because while the original will get noticed, that light will fade and get eclipsed as the re-make will take center stage. And remain there, forever keeping the original in the dark.

If I sound a little bitter, I may still have that whole Charlie and the Chocolate Factory taste in my mouth.

Depp certainly has the suave looks that can do Powell’s Nick Charles justice.

Depp also can play a drunken character, as his past 23 pirate movies have attested.

But, really, do we want Jack Sparrow as Nick Charles?

This would be bad news ...

Kill Bill, Girl Talk and original copies

Here’s an interesting video outlining the influences on Tarantino’s Kill Bill:

Everything Is A Remix: KILL BILL from robgwilson.com on Vimeo.

It would be almost easy to look at it and wonder where the originality on Tarantino’s part comes into play. However, the originality is the ability to take disparate parts and make it into a coherent whole.

It reminds me of the not-safe-for-work All Day album from Girl Talk. This one-track, 70-minute spin-fest was dubbed “The 373-hit Wonder” by the New York Times. It’s a little addictive … but very “R” rated.

There’s a book I like that says, “There’s nothing new under the sun.”

If that’s true then, it’s how we put the puzzle pieces together that make things interesting.

What kind of puzzle are you working on?