So … had enough of Jeremy Lin yet? I kind of feel sorry for the guy. He seems sincere, but look at what we’re doing to his name? Sheesh … I mean how would you feel to have your name bastardized in so many ways? It’s almost as if the country’s speaking a whole new Lin-go (snicker … snicker …)
Anyway, here’s top five ways you’ll never see Jeremy Lin’s used (but probably could):
- “Madison Square Garden is now laid with Lin-oleum.”
- Meet the NBA’s Lin-istry of Defense
- Have you been to Lin-terest.com? It’s the new site for all things crafty … and Jeremy Lin
- “Meet basketball’s new Lin-gua franca.”
- “A jump shot as soft as Lin-en …” or “The Knick’s had better hope there’s no Yoko for this Lin-en” (double points for linking to an ex-Beatle)
I was trying to work up poor uses with the words “Lin-seed” and “Lin-gerie” but I stopped …
I didn’t want to lin-ger any longer …
What are some of your Jeremy Lin misuses?
