Well, after 24 hours of waiting, the Florida governor’s race has been called. It was a tight race, but gave us a valuable lesson. The lesson?
A bald white man will defeat (though narrowly) an older, handsome (though not beautiful) white woman. The closeness of the race shows that the gender gap is narrowing.
Now that I look at Rick Scott, there’s something about him I’ve seen before …
Oh, yeah … that’s it. Now let’s see if he runs away and then claims he was kidnapped, leaving the state at the altar …
That guy is a freakin’ alien. He doesn’t blink.
After our own races here we learned two Reids don’t make a right, but unfortunately one did last through the night